This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.


i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis


"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

This place rocks. Sitting on a gorgeous patio surrounded by vineyards, they leave the bottle on the table as long as you want, it’s all customer-funded independent wines, and we just had some amazing BBQ lunch. Couldn’t get much better! 🍷🌞🍷🌞 #nakedwines #sonoma #winecountry #dateday #soawesome (at Wine Studio and Tasting Lounge)

Sonoma wine tasting date day! 😍💜🍷🍷🌞 #nakedwines #winetasting #sonoma #winecountry #dateday #love (at Wine Studio and Tasting Lounge)

Guys with Irish brogues man…I was chatting with my Irish coworker tonight and I was just like damn I could listen to you talk forever…hahaha

At Berkeley Marina during my break smoking a bowl and dude in the car next to me is doing the same thing…stoney minds think alike hahaha

I just have one thing I’d like to say now that Jim Johnson has been DFA’ed. I, like most A’s fans, think it was definitely time for Jim Johnson to leave the team. It was obviously not working for him here. But what makes me mad is that damn near every time he pitched for us, our own “fans” would loudly boo him. Do you think that helped his esteem? Do you think a player is going to get better when every time they come out they are booed by their OWN FANS?! It was classless, and it’s a shame he’ll now go to another team with nothing but bad memories and bad things to say about how he was treated by fans in Oakland. He wasn’t sucking on purpose, the guy was struggling. Baseball aside, he’s a human being, and I truly feel bad for how “fans” treated one of our own, regardless of his issues on the field.

🎶Sun is shining, weather is sweet🎶🌞🌹🌹😍 #lepetitjardin #roses #berkeley #slow (at Slow Restaurant)


German Shepherds and their little floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.